I need an idea for a 30 sec. commercial??

Any ideas? 

Everybody wants to travel somewhere, right?  So why not make a new spot or (commercial for those non native to the radio/tv/whatever world)?  Right and go do it. 
So what can we do?  Where shall we travel?  To an exotic island retreat?  A lushious grand jungle?  With swaying trees, beach.. and tropical sun?  Or a sundried desert, with snakes and Gilla Monsters?  Nah.. nobody wants that.  So what is it?  What is your dream vaca? 
How about we do this?  An all new never been done before, A, uh, THE VACA...tion....of a lifetime!!  (It's almost like dying.....huh, YES!! now I've got someones attention!!

The most out-of-this-word vacation you have ever heard of!!  Yah, you guessed it.. it deals with space!!  And were talkin Star wars, or Star Trek, or Starman, (eh, you remember that one don't ya)?  ha hah...How about a trip that involves going to space for free!!  Yes, Im absolutely sure F R E E.  Absolutely totaly 100% free!! 

 How and when and where??  Try the new" Hollywood USA"!! It's totally out of this world.  Want to go see GOD, wanna go see the signing of the decleration of independance?  huh, wanna go to visit "Curiousity"?  ON Mars?? RIGHT NOW>????  whoah wait a sec...there's gotta be a catch?  Or something.. No one has ever heard of. 
Right outta the movies... you can come on by and for free.. you can be anything go anywhere, do anything you want  With "Hollywood USA".  Be your own Director/Stage manager/Audio engineer or be your own Movie!!  It's Hollywood USA ...(Usa.. r.. hollywood ...usa).  Welcome and good dreamin...